[kombuchakid]

a week to Christmas and I thought it would be kosher to have a thread devoted to the lastest lunacy, or idiocy being foisted on the commom man.
Mind you some of it can be quite fun

1. The Hong Kong Jockey Club will participate for the first time in the Hong Kong Brands and Products Expo

now this is an organisation which bars under 18s, bearing that in mind, head over to their website
http://www.hkjc.com/english/news/news_2005121212035.htm

2. Santy Claus and his babes comes for a visit on Boxing Day. A day late and kids still excluded http://www.hkjc.com/english/special/...bd05_index.asp

3. DJ Steve James seranades all thing WTO with a Christmas carol. So weird that is grows on you,especially with RTHK airing it ad nauseum
the mp3 file is attached as a txt file, just change it back to mp3 after you have downloaded it
Any more?

[kombuchakid]

Holiday Eating Tips.

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table doesn't know dick shit of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic, you fucking pussy. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. Vomit. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a Corvette with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole fucking point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free and not have to clean up.

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of boozed up eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Chocolate custard. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like pumpkin, have two apples and one chocolate. Always have three. Especially if there's only one slice left. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some fucking standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner, fatass.

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[kombuchakid]

egad !
Kia a quick edit of my pervious msg if you please

[jimbo]

Originally Posted by kombuchakid

egad !
Kia a quick edit of my pervious msg if you please

haha busted dude! now we know where you go surfing!

[punk]

Originally Posted by jimbo

haha busted dude! now we know where you go surfing!

too funny...

[BenderBends]

lol....why dont you just click the edit button at the bottom of your post

nice site though...haha

[Laughing_Monkey]

opps!

Never mind ey!

[nivantj]

OMG.. what happened KK!!! Lack of java jolt!!..lol

[Max]

tsk tsk tsk....my how the mighty have fallen....

[nivantj]

hahaha.... i was just waiting for something more sarcastic from you Max..come on.. time to take sweet revenge..