Bah, I feel like being helpful today:
Here's lesson 1:
1) open notepad
2) type this:
Code:
<html>
<head>
<title>This is my First Webpage!</title>
</head>
<body>
Hello I am new to HTML!<br>
I enjoy the GeoExpat Forums!<br>
Clay is SOO awesome and good looking and cool!
</body>
</html>
3) in notepad, go to file > save as. Under "Save as Type" select "all files". In File name type "index.html" and save it to your desktop.
4) double click the index.html document that shows up on your desktop, there is your first webpage!
Doing other things like changing background colors, adding links and pictures, adding tables, etc should all be things you can easily learn. After you get that down, it's time to get an HTML editor!