| my personal favourite of the I RAQ 03 crew
is the bespectacled old codger well past his due date, Mr Blix
But hark! whats this buried deep in the bowels of the tabloids?
Surely not our Mr Blix
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Blix in Fix Over Pix With Chix
1/31/2003 - William Grim
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New York - Dr. Hans Blix, head of the United Nations arms inspection team in Iraq, is in deep trouble today over photographs that have surfaced of him partying the night away at trendy SoHo nightclubs while in the company of Brazilian supermodel Giselle Bundchen and the Olsen Twins.
This reporter caught up with Dr. Blix at Elaine's where he was enjoying a bowl of Kix. At first, Blix said nix to discussing the chix pix, but soon changed his mind when he heard they were being shown in WCBS' News at Six.
:This controversy has left me between and betwixt," said Dr. Blix. "I don't know why everyone is so transfixed about those innocent pix."
When questioned about whether it was true that he asked the underaged Olsen Twins if they wanted to see his "weapon of mass destruction," Dr. Blix refused to answer, saying that such a question would be of interest only to West Virginia hix. Dr. Blix then held up his middle finger and said, "This is how I feel about the press. They're a bunch of prix  | 
