[gunsnroses]

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.



She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would
make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch
black and white TV."

[xxxlionxxx]

Originally Posted by gunsnroses

A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like a Ferrari............
But unfortunately, for her husband, he gifted her a personal weighing machine.

I've got another version for this story.

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to
find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in
less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning
Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she
looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe
and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

[My_little_pony]

** I've just bought some of that new 'Sarcastic Washing Powder'

---It takes the piss out of my underpants ..



I'm here all week

[saphireruby]

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[MeggieMooncake]

Wife says to husband:
I went to the doctor today for a check up and he said I had the breasts of a 25 year old!
Husband: Oh yeah, and what did he say about your 47 year old fat arse?
Wife: Well actually he didn't mention you at all dear!

[louloute]

Originally Posted by MeggieMooncake

Wife says to husband:
I went to the doctor today for a check up and he said I had the breasts of a 25 year old!
Husband: Oh yeah, and what did he say about your 47 year old fat arse?
Wife: Well actually he didn't mention you at all dear!

love it!