That is probably the funniest thread I've read on here!!!!! That's probably been one of my biggest frustrations since I've moved here..
There are three things I've learned about lifts/elevators in HK, (especially in IFC2):
1: It really is possible to fill these things to the Maximum load capasity (as there always seems to be room for one more to squeese themselves in...after a running start).
2: The open/close buttons actually do work and even more surprizing are actually USED all the time.
3: The western common curtesy / ettiquette of letting women on/off the lift first DOES NOT APPLY! Everyone fend for themselves.
My favorite part of the days are actually in the mornings and lunch time......best strategy is let the elevators fill to capasity...wait 20 second and ride solo or with 2/3 people in the next one.....works nearly every time
