[c1000]

This has happened to me several times lately: I go to a coffeeshop, get myself a large beverage...take a few sips...then a bug flies out of nowhere and commits suicide by diving into my drink.

[jimbo]

Ummm go to a decent clean coffee shop for starters!

Ask for the takeout cups hence you only have the little lip part for them to crash land into

[Dharma Bum]

Now, that might be the funniest thing I've heard. In fact, you should start bringing people along with you to see this bazarre act. Could become a side show attraction.