[tangy13]

"I don't believe we've met. I'm Mr. Right."

"I am writing a phone book, could I have your number?"

He asked: "I'm yours for the asking"
she replied: "I'm asking 50 bucks!"

Out on her 1st Date her mother's words were ringing in her ears:"Say NO to everything he suggests!!"
So after dinner and a couple of drinks he said:"Do you mind if we fool around in bed?"

[Goose]

Looking at my watch, as I walked up to her.....

"What time does your sex appeal run out?"

[Max]

Overheard (Man saying to a woman at a bar):If I said that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[tangy13]

heehee the things men say!...wonder what women say though!