[Max]

This only takes a minute and its fun. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...


Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. In it the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts
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Let's discuss our results........mine's Zippy Liverhead...what about you guys?

[tangy13]

good one funny!

mine is poopsie apple butt:rofl:

[AKD]

hey that was nice..mines as above..sounds like a name from mary poppins

[Ace]

chim-chim Chicken Honker....lol

[UbeJam]

mine is loopy apple kisser...

[Max]

Ube Jam, you're using my preferred 'avatar'. I thought I was the original "devil" around here.

[dropdedfwed]

ok, now, i'm not normally one to dig up old threads, and don't ask how i came across this one .. but heh.. it IS a little bit funny..

according to Max, my new name is "buttercup cootiefanny"..

sounds like a bovine pornstar

atleast buttercup goes witht my avatar...

thanks for that Max...

[dropdedfwed]

BTW Max, what were you doing reading "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"?

[kirlex]

Mine is Crusty Cootietush

That is revolting, sounds like some sort of STD.

[Ohlala]

mine is Pinky ChuckleChunks....Thanks for the fun, Max

Pinky ChuckleChunks loves sissy drink..