| Allegedly true story.
American tourist walks into Dai Pai Dong and sits down. He can't read the menu as there is no English one. One of the waiters knows some english, enough to suggest that fried rice would be the perfect dish for him.
The tourist feeling remarkably savvy realises this is the tourist friendly stuff and he insists on trying something else saying, "no, not that, I'd like to try something you eat."
After much argument the waiter relents and says okay.
He turns up at the tourist's table five minutes later with McDonalds. |