| Can I point out that apart from not being smelly or ugly I don't pick my nose or toes! And before they are mentioned I don't fart loudly or wear women's clothes or smell of alcohol or have bad breath. Now I am going to have a complex about people not sitting next to me! If you see a deranged gweilo on his knees begging people to sit next to him it will be me just before I throw myself in the harbour.
Lowlight you said you used to imagine this, but then accuse me of having a vivid imagination, strange. When more than one person shares the same vivid imagination perhaps there might be some truth in it. |