[Jlite]

A driver comes to a stop at the back of a traffic jam on a motorway and he winds his window down.



He sees a policeman walking between the cars and calls him over.



Driver: “What’s the problem officer?”



Policeman: “There’s a lawyer up front parked across and blocking the motorway. He says that because of his job everyone hates him. His wife has left him because she can’t deal with the shame anymore and has taken their two children with her. He says that he’s going to douse himself with petrol (gas) and set himself on fire. I’m just walking around trying to get a collection for him.”



Driver: “Oh, how much have you collected?”



Policeman: “About fifty litres so far but we’ve still got a few folks still siphoning.”

:rofl: