Its a good thing Max that you are in an undisclosed location-normally when poked I tend to poke back in a friendly sort of way, if not feeling too pally but still mellow then a bout of fisticuffs will suffice.
But when it has been over ten hours since I last smelt a double expresso then I like to come over with my trusty crowbar and rearrange my provoker's furniture.
So tell me what has thinking about Jessica Simpson have to do with the urge to pee?
kindly read on
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