[Pekkerhead]

Conversation with my 2 year boy after we found some geckos in the flat.

Him: daddy, was that a cocker rayche (he means cockroach in case you hadn't guessed)?

Me: no, that was a gecko, it's a type of lizard.

Him: what do they eat daddy?

Me: I think they eat flies and bugs and little creepy crawlies.

Him: Daddy, do they eat minibuses?

Me: erm, no, I don't think so...? (trying to suppress huge amounts of laughter)